Calling all assholes

Hey I got a couple questions for you,, why are you such a fuckin asshole? Does it really make you feel better to make other people feel worse? Do you think it makes you seem comparatively cool to make someone else seem lame? Or let me ask you this, do you truly think that we can't see that your trying to take advantage of us, to manipulate us, to break us down or whatever other malicious thing it is that your trying to do? well guess what, asshole, we can see you coming from a mile away, we aren't fooled for a moment in fact the only reason you can make us feel bad in the first place is because we were putting in the effort to try and understand you.

I am just writing this to let you assholes know that we are not going to take it anymore. All across the nation Nice guys (and girls) everywhere are standing up to tell you assholes to fuck off! Ya know, we do realize that its not your fault, that most likely your life sucks and you feel empty and sad inside, and that it isn't easy to be a warm nice and good person if you have all of frustration and sadness inside of yourself, but you,,,,, look at me, I am serious, YOU are ruining the entire fuckin world, You are the reason why our lives suck and You are the reason why your life sucks. We understand that you have probably yet to forgive yourself for something you did in your mid teens and that this is greatly effecting your feelings of self worth and causing you to lash out at anyone you can find, which is why you get one more chance. So today we are wiping the slate clean, If you were an asshole yesterday, well your just considered as a cool dude today, but don't fuck it up. The ball is in your court so its time for you to take the initiative and stop making your life and our lives suck. Play a sport, get a dog, listen to some self hypnosis Cd's, I don't fuckin know, but you gotta get this shit worked out. On second thought don't get a dog maybe just grow a plant or something. Ok people as far as I am concerned every single person who has read this is completely forgiven for being an asshole in the past and are completely considered to be a totally cool person in my eyes. This could be your last chance so try not to fuck it up. I have complete faith in you that you are no longer gonna be such a fuckin asshole. Be warned that soon we are going to have another calling all assholes day only next time it won't be to chat. I promise you ya won't want to be among the people called that day. Ok thank you for your time ladies and gentlemen, you may go back to whatever you were doing and BTW, mad love from Denver to wherever you are.